Just for Laughs/Frights - Drunk Substitute Teacher in Texas

Ok - so, maybe we need to lighten things up on the blog....Here's our first Laugh/Fright entry:

A substitute teacher, Mr. Thomas Brownlee, 56, suspected of being drunk in a suburban Dallas middle school was so intoxicated that he couldn't complete the sobriety test. The police report states that Brownlee 'had slurred speech, breath smelling of an alcoholic beverage and bloodshot eyes.' The officer stopped the sobriety test out of concern for Brownlee's safety!

Apparently, Brownlee was in a classroom with students and another staff member for about 20 minutes. Another teacher suspected that Brownlee was drunk, and told a police officer at the school.

Thomas Brownlee gives new meaning to the ubiquitous NCLB acronym...No Cocktail Left Behind?

Alisa